Today Was A
Good Day.
A factual account, by the numbers.
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A factual account, by the numbers.
The morning began in silence. No canine disturbances were reported. Sleep transitioned peacefully into wakefulness — an increasingly rare luxury.
Noise complaints: 0Air quality was unusually favorable. Visibility: excellent. The atmosphere was clean and breathable — a notable departure from the norm in this metropolitan area.
AQI: ClearMama prepared a full breakfast, and it was entirely pork-free. A home-cooked meal to start the day — nutritious, warm, and made with care. No hog whatsoever.
Hog content: 0%A woman who can provide companionship reached out via pager. The call was returned without hesitation — no deliberation, no delay. Immediate follow-through.
Response time: Immediate
Drove to Short Dog's house without incident. No robbery. No carjacking. The vehicle and its occupant arrived fully intact — a successful point-to-point commute through the neighborhood.
Received the call to play basketball. Accepted. Upon arriving at the court, demonstrated strong perimeter shooting — the outside jump shot was falling consistently. Performance: above average.
The game concluded smoothly. Critically, the situation never escalated to the point of requiring the AK. This is considered a positive outcome. Additionally, law enforcement was observed in the area but did not harass or arrest anyone in the group.
At no point during the day were helicopters observed searching for a murder in the neighborhood. The skies remained clear and free of law enforcement aviation activity. A quiet day overhead.
The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Seattle SuperSonics 116–110. A decisive home victory. The final score was confirmed and celebrated — the perfect sporting result to accompany an already flawless day.
The ice cream truck came through the neighborhood. Confirmed.
As evening settled in, the day's momentum continued without interruption. At two in the morning, a phone conversation with a romantic interest was still underway — a marathon call that showed no signs of slowing down. The connection was genuine.
Got a page from a woman. Picked her up. The vehicle was clean.
A page came through from a woman. She was picked up promptly. The vehicle was in presentable condition — no issues to report. Notably, there were zero traffic complications on Crenshaw Boulevard, which is statistically uncommon.
The freeway was clear. Driving conditions were rated as favorable. Destination: Fat Burger — a late-night meal was secured and consumed. Two meals in one day, both successful.
On the sports front, the Lakers defeated the SuperSonics 116–110. The final score was confirmed. A strong showing from the home team to cap off the evening on a high note.
The romantic encounter concluded successfully. Arrived home without incident.
All evening engagements were completed as planned. The romantic encounter reached a satisfactory conclusion. The drive home was uneventful — no delays, no disruptions, no incidents of any kind. The front door was reached safely.
The day was, by all measurable accounts, a good day.
Looked up and the Goodyear blimp was cruising overhead, reading "Today Was a Good Day." Even the sky agreed.